when you end up with a weird wolf shirt because they ran out of mediums of the day of the dead shirt and the cute bearded merch guy swears the small will fit and when you go tell him it doesn’t fit he can’t hear you over fangirls gawking at slade, but then the minute you say ‘the small doesn’t fit over my tits’ in a little too loud voice they all go quiet and then someone grabs you from behind and you get pissed but its mike and you can’t demand your money back because slade and mike are right there so you end up with a weird wolf shirt.